A Florida man awoke with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to a hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged behind his right ear, sheriff's deputies said.
"The nurse looked at him and said, 'It appears that you've been shot,'" the Fort Pierce Tribune quoted St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara as saying. "And he said, 'No way.'"
[Reuters, 27 Jun 2007]
Guess who shot him? His wife did.
Like a headless chicken, people can sometimes be totally clueless of what has really happened to them until they find out.